Whassa happenin' hot stuffs?

What's new in my world?

-I met the love of my life

-Unemployment is BOOOORING

-I'm going to be an aunt in a few months

-I'm likely moving to Phoenix in a few months (to be with said love of life)

-I really want to go to the fair and ride some goddamn rides

That's about it. Exciting times in the life of me.

I have a black eye.

It's pretty embarrassing actually. And embarrassing that I have to put on 75 layers of eyeshadow to cover it up! I swear, people think I am domestically abused.

In other news, life fucking sucks a hairy bawl 'sac right now.

I'm also recruiting new friends, so if you think you're a great candidate, please reply with your fresume (friend resume... SEE WHAT I DID THERE?) and a brief description of why I should choose you to come be awesome with me.

Kind regards,

The coolest most awesomest person you will ever want to know

What's up bitches?

2009. Eheeh.