Whassa happenin' hot stuffs?

What's new in my world?

-I met the love of my life

-Unemployment is BOOOORING

-I'm going to be an aunt in a few months

-I'm likely moving to Phoenix in a few months (to be with said love of life)

-I really want to go to the fair and ride some goddamn rides

That's about it. Exciting times in the life of me.

I have a black eye.

It's pretty embarrassing actually. And embarrassing that I have to put on 75 layers of eyeshadow to cover it up! I swear, people think I am domestically abused.

In other news, life fucking sucks a hairy bawl 'sac right now.

I'm also recruiting new friends, so if you think you're a great candidate, please reply with your fresume (friend resume... SEE WHAT I DID THERE?) and a brief description of why I should choose you to come be awesome with me.

Kind regards,

The coolest most awesomest person you will ever want to know

What's up bitches?

2009. Eheeh.

I'm back, bitches.

And it smells like Indian food.

So yeah, a lot has happened. A lot hasn't happened, but a lot has too. I matched some socks. I paid a few parking tickets oh and I got a dog! Meet Walter (or WaltyPoo as I like to call him):

He's the greatest thing that's ever happened. In the history of all things. Most people think the polio vaccine would take the Dundy, but it's actually Walter.

So how are you hookers doing?

I need a vacation from myself.

Somewhere seriously far away.

Check out this awesome bruise on my leg!

In other news, I am PESO'D out. My friends and I partied at Pesos three nights in a row this week and I'm fucking exhausted. I'm glad it's a long weekend, because I need a long ass nap.

In other news, I'm doing absolutely nothing cool this weekend. Lame. But then again, I'm too tired to do anything anyway.

I am destined for unhappiness

It is almost as if I choose to be unhappy. Don't get me wrong, my life rocks in ways that don't exist in most cultures, but I always feel like I'm 75% happy and I'll never reach full capacity. I pick everything apart. I am always zero-ing in on the negative aspects of things and despite this flaw, I take chances in hopes of breaking out of this shell and "selling out" to certain people, ideas or situations. I used to think I was a product of my environment, but even with a new environment I see myself trending along as usual.

Why can't I be happy?