Saturday, April 18, 2009

I have a black eye.

It's pretty embarrassing actually. And embarrassing that I have to put on 75 layers of eyeshadow to cover it up! I swear, people think I am domestically abused.

In other news, life fucking sucks a hairy bawl 'sac right now.

I'm also recruiting new friends, so if you think you're a great candidate, please reply with your fresume (friend resume... SEE WHAT I DID THERE?) and a brief description of why I should choose you to come be awesome with me.

Kind regards,
The coolest most awesomest person you will ever want to know
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2 comments:

yournamehere said...

I'd apply for the friendship except for the whole "not living in the same state" thing.

April 19, 2009 at 8:32 AM
la dolce said...

well, that and we are already fraaanz.

April 19, 2009 at 11:08 AM

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